That’s a damned fine question. Let me see if I can provide a few answers for you.
Functionally ReTodded was formerly known as TMLSB Dot com. As his wife kept pushing out kittens like it was going out of style, his username and web presence (originally TML) became completely untenable.
So he decided to come up with a brand new, whipass presence to both solidify who he is but also to start fresh.
In the process of starting fresh, he accidentally / on purpose shit-hammered about 10 months worth of work totaling around 300 - 400 posts. And I’m not talking about meems about kittens and shit. This stuff was awesome.
Nevertheless, he moves forward. It was time for a clean break, and since he managed to salvage everything prior to fall of 2006 (and managed to save the story of his cardiac bypass), he decided it was no big deal.
So here you are. Want to learn more? Click on some other stuff and see what you can learn about Functionally ReTodded.
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What say you?