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	<description>Go ahead.  Make fun of him.  He'll never even know.</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:45:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Comment on Pity me&#8230; by Sympathy-free Sapper</title>
		<link>http://www.FunctionallyReTodded.com/2010/03/07/pity-me/#comment-33045</link>
		<dc:creator>Sympathy-free Sapper</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:15:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Copy. I think that's what they gave me at the hospital, lortab. Didn't really work.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Copy. I think that&#8217;s what they gave me at the hospital, lortab. Didn&#8217;t really work.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Pity me&#8230; by Functionally ReTodded</title>
		<link>http://www.FunctionallyReTodded.com/2010/03/07/pity-me/#comment-32594</link>
		<dc:creator>Functionally ReTodded</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:53:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey sapper fag.  Just so you know, after you left saturday, my old lady dumped peroxide into my ruptured eardrum.  I manned the fuck up and went to bed (thanks to some lortab), and it took until monday for me to see an ENT.

I appreciate your criticism, and I will endeavor to produce more material during my employ-hatus.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey sapper fag.  Just so you know, after you left saturday, my old lady dumped peroxide into my ruptured eardrum.  I manned the fuck up and went to bed (thanks to some lortab), and it took until monday for me to see an ENT.</p>
<p>I appreciate your criticism, and I will endeavor to produce more material during my employ-hatus.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Pity me&#8230; by Sympathy-free Sapper</title>
		<link>http://www.FunctionallyReTodded.com/2010/03/07/pity-me/#comment-32589</link>
		<dc:creator>Sympathy-free Sapper</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:47:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>To respectfully mutate and replicate CR's &#38; Avitable's replies: I’m so sorry you’re hurting this badly, but I can’t get past the fact that you're a pussy, and not posting for our enjoyment every day during what can be called nothing short of a paid vacation.
The first time (x2) I busted my ear drum was in the Army. I thought I had water stuck in my ear and dumped a capful of peroxide in it that evening, onto a broken eardrum. I had to be peeled off the floor and carried to the ER. 

No Pity Granted shock-trooper. Get your affairs in order, get your priorities in line, shoot, move, &#38; communicate.
Hug; man-type, (0.5) ea</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To respectfully mutate and replicate CR&#8217;s &amp; Avitable&#8217;s replies: I’m so sorry you’re hurting this badly, but I can’t get past the fact that you&#8217;re a pussy, and not posting for our enjoyment every day during what can be called nothing short of a paid vacation.<br />
The first time (x2) I busted my ear drum was in the Army. I thought I had water stuck in my ear and dumped a capful of peroxide in it that evening, onto a broken eardrum. I had to be peeled off the floor and carried to the ER. </p>
<p>No Pity Granted shock-trooper. Get your affairs in order, get your priorities in line, shoot, move, &amp; communicate.<br />
Hug; man-type, (0.5) ea</p>
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		<title>Comment on A few updates by Norco.</title>
		<link>http://www.FunctionallyReTodded.com/2007/12/01/a-few-updates/#comment-32473</link>
		<dc:creator>Norco.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:57:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Norco 71300....&lt;/strong&gt;

Casler attorney and norco ca. Norco bank robbery. Norco hydrocodone. Tire stores in corona norco califonia. Buy norco without prescription. Servpro of norco mira loma....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Norco 71300&#8230;.</strong></p>
<p>Casler attorney and norco ca. Norco bank robbery. Norco hydrocodone. Tire stores in corona norco califonia. Buy norco without prescription. Servpro of norco mira loma&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>Comment on  by pro solution dude</title>
		<link>http://www.FunctionallyReTodded.com/2009/04/14/1110/#comment-32229</link>
		<dc:creator>pro solution dude</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:28:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>More infos about this topic will be very much worth to me</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>More infos about this topic will be very much worth to me</p>
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		<title>Comment on Standing up for me and us. by Coal Miner's Granddaughter</title>
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		<dc:creator>Coal Miner's Granddaughter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:53:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don't understand why they couldn't just charge you. If you're a customer, we notarize your shit for free! If you're not, we charge you $10/$15/$20/whatever. No big. Fuckers.

Also? We've been DirecTV customers for 15 years, back when it was known as USSB. Yeah. And you think we've ever been given a discount for being loyal customers since the nearly-beginning? No. Fuckers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t understand why they couldn&#8217;t just charge you. If you&#8217;re a customer, we notarize your shit for free! If you&#8217;re not, we charge you $10/$15/$20/whatever. No big. Fuckers.</p>
<p>Also? We&#8217;ve been DirecTV customers for 15 years, back when it was known as USSB. Yeah. And you think we&#8217;ve ever been given a discount for being loyal customers since the nearly-beginning? No. Fuckers.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Your overdue underemployment update by Coal Miner's Granddaughter</title>
		<link>http://www.FunctionallyReTodded.com/2010/03/04/your-overdue-underemployment-update/#comment-32089</link>
		<dc:creator>Coal Miner's Granddaughter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:50:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sounds like you've managed to stay busy, despite the change in your employment status. Good for you!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sounds like you&#8217;ve managed to stay busy, despite the change in your employment status. Good for you!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Pity me&#8230; by Avitable</title>
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		<dc:creator>Avitable</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:20:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Pussy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pussy.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Says who? by Nuphedrine</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nuphedrine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:45:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Fat Burner...&lt;/strong&gt;

Within the last few many years, we’ve seen lots of “miraculous” products thrown on the market producing some pretty outrageous claims, every obviously, being self-billed since the best fats burner. Some perform, but only simply because they artif...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Fat Burner&#8230;</strong></p>
<p>Within the last few many years, we’ve seen lots of “miraculous” products thrown on the market producing some pretty outrageous claims, every obviously, being self-billed since the best fats burner. Some perform, but only simply because they artif&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Comment on Pity me&#8230; by LOVIN7</title>
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		<dc:creator>LOVIN7</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:11:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm sorry to hear you're in such pain. Have you tried heat to help relieve the pain-like lie on a heating pad or warm compresses. My youngest had multiple ear infections until he got tubes put in, but he never complained about the PAIN even when his eardrum had ruptured. I think it must be WAY worse for adults, much like childhood illnesses like chicken pox, mumps, etc. I sincerely hope you get some relief after your ENT visit. BTW: it's good to "have you back" so to speak and read your blog again. ((HUGS))</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sorry to hear you&#8217;re in such pain. Have you tried heat to help relieve the pain-like lie on a heating pad or warm compresses. My youngest had multiple ear infections until he got tubes put in, but he never complained about the PAIN even when his eardrum had ruptured. I think it must be WAY worse for adults, much like childhood illnesses like chicken pox, mumps, etc. I sincerely hope you get some relief after your ENT visit. BTW: it&#8217;s good to &#8220;have you back&#8221; so to speak and read your blog again. ((HUGS))</p>
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