Everybody knows what a bucket list is, right?
It’s the list of crap you’d like to do before you die. Folks put things on that list like skydiving, seeing Paris, running with the bulls in Pamplona, etc.
Anyway, I’ve decided to list the things I do NOT want to do before I die (based on some recent news stories).
- Be a pilot at an air show somewhere in Europe.
- Ride a ferry in Haiti
- Be the concubine of a former NFL superstar
- Be a former NFL superstar
- Be a pedestrian anywhere near Miami and Cleveland Browns players
- Be a depressed taxi cab driver in England
- Be Avitable’s digital camera
I’m sure there’ll be more to come.
Oh, and congratulations to my friend Amy and her man Clay who, in about five hours and 30 minutes, will become husband and nag. I mean wife.
Mazel tov you guys.
FRT
My digital camera is the same one that recorded Britt and Hilly making out - the video I posted on my blog today. So maybe you should add that to your bucket list!