I am in the shower. It’s morning.
T2: Daddy, I see your bum.
Me: I know you do honey.
T2: I see your bum.
Me: I know you do. It sees you too.
Me: (making a butt mark on the shower door)
T2: You made a bum daddy.
Me: I sure did honey.
T2: Daddy?
Me: Yes baby?
T2: I see your penis.
Me: I know sweetie.
T2: Daddy?
Me: Yes honey?
T2: Will you put your penis on the door?
Me: I don’t think so honey.
What say you?