If you’re one of the four people that read my blog, you know that I like reality television. Of almost any kind. Hell, Avitable turned me on to pornfail.com which, although I haven’t watched anything there yet, you have to know that’s gonna be funny as shit. Out-takes with misdirected splooge and girls falling off of penises? How could it miss?
That said, there’s a genre of these shows that absolutely disgust me, and that’s the ones that portay / display incredibly shallow and even mean women who are on tv celebrating their absurd wealth, selfishness, self-centeredness or their incredible immaturity.
The first category is filled by the "Housewives of (insert location here)."
First off, these whores aren’t housewives. They’re high maintenance princesses who hold their hands out and just spend spend spend and do nothing while criticizing every detail around them.
Don’t get me wrong. I’m really not against wealth. I’m in favor of it. But glorifying the shallowest and least endearing parts of being wealthy is pandering to the lottery ticket morons among us.
But what’s worse than the "Whoreswives of wherever" is one show. It stands alone atop all other horrid programming as the turd cherry on a shit sundae.
That show is "Bridezillas."
Let me say this first. I’ve never watched an entire episode of this pathetic show. I literally can’t.
Why?
Because it enrages me. Seriously. I get fucking livid watching this show.
And why is that?
Because it’s nothing more than the most spoiled, shitass, snot-nosed, uber-pampered, gimmegimmegimme bitches on the planet, and it’s celebrating the fact that they can’t communicate, compromise, adapt, or do anything besides yell, pout and break shit.
Tonight’s "preview" showed a raging cunt slamming a bunch of unsatisfactory flowers to the ground, smashing a sub-standard wedding cake with her hands, and I assume it ended with her kicking her fiance in the groin for his less than Peter Northy genitalia.
Really people. Is this it? I’d much rather watch a show where people fought to the death than this garbage.
Someone please give me Tony Robbins and maybe a televangelist. The shit’s too deep for even my palate now.
I was MORTIFIED when Real Housewives of Atlanta aired and people I work with from all over the country asked me about it. That dumb-ass show is the only side of Atlanta some of those folks had ever seen!
First of all, the women on the show live in frigging Gwinnett County (as do I). Hardly the upper echelon of Atlanta society living. And they’re trash, trash, trash. Just proves that money and class are two entirely different things. I didn’t make it through the first episode and I swore off the whole “Real Wives” franchise altogether.
I differ with you on Bridezillas, though. Watching weak, whiny women fall apart under stress is one of my favorite passtimes!
While my mysterious attraction to bitchy women is both well-known and documented, I can’t make myself watch either of the shows. And LAB, I am interested in Worthless even though I know she’s bad for me!
I’ve been wanting a fight for the death type show for a long time now. When I first heard about Survivor I thought it would be sweet to see people starve on an island. Then I watched the show, and was greatly let down with the challenges and immunity and all that crap.
The show should have been see who can last the longest out of a group. I’m not talking about death, I’m talking about tapping out. I think the dynamics would be more interesting. Waring groups would naturally be formed. There would be REAL backstabbing, not just whiny crap that they call backstabbing in the show.
Just checked out pornfail.com. Funny shit!