No, not actually FEELING ReTodded. Just stupid.
I took a Lortab last night because Frankentoe was pissing me off quite a bit, and I put the bottle away.
Only I don’t know where it is.
Seriously.
I’ve looked top to bottom in every cabinet in the kitchen. I looked in my bathroom in every drawer and cabinet. I looked in the couches, end tables, the basement, my car, my backpack and even my super secret hiding places.
And before Avitable asks, I also looked in my ass. I found a gerbil skeleton wrapped loosely in duct tape, some car keys, a map of Belize, the Bose in-ear headphones I lost a year ago, my old student ID card and a still-sealed pack of Orville Redenbacher Movie Theater butter flavored popcorn.
But no Lortab.
I’m at a loss. Where do YOU think my Lortab is?
I think you dun gots to think back to war you took em! Waz it when you were changin yor cloths at…May b you waz eatin sumpin drunk on da wine where were ya wallk 15 foot in all dirrection you wil fine the Tabs! You ain’t gonna fine um just sitin on you behine tiping sumpin!
I think you took the whole bottle and just forgot.