People often ask me what my wife is like (if they haven’t met her). I say, she’s sarcastic, far funnier than me, and you wouldn’t need me anymore if you met her.
In honor of that, I’m gonna tell you a story that everyone (especially GBD) loves to hear.
okay. One day, many years ago before we had kids, we were lounging away a Saturday after a Friday night in Buckhead, and we’re laying on the couches and watching TV.
Anyway, around noon or so I get up and head out to check the mail.
I then come back in, flop down, hit the couch again and resume watching television.
Several hours later, I got up, headed outside and checked the mail. When i came in she said "What were you doing?"
I replied "Checking the mail."
She returned with "You did that three hours ago, dumbass."
I was scorched. Hurt even. I said "Hey, that really wasn’t nice. You ought to apologize."
She took a pause, then replied "Okay. I’m sorry you’re such a dumbass."
That’s GBD ladies and gentlemen.
FRT
and I’m still sorry…..
Oh, I think I’m in love!