Came home last night to find the same douchebag cop with a minivan pulled over about 500 feet from my house. I literally had to make a conscious decision NOT to roll down the window and thank him for solving all the other actual crimes in my area so he could focus on the menace that is stay at home moms picking up little Britney from gymnastics.
Oh, and in case I did’t mention it. It wasn’t the city cops. Again. It was the county cops. Were they where actual crimes were occurring? Of course not. They were in an upper middle class mother fucking subdivision handing out pussy tickets.
Why do we bother having police again? I mean, the street cops?
My last interaction with a street cop was after is was hit in the passenger door at 80mph going to work one morning by a merging vehicle. I managed NOT to cause a 500 car pileup. We called the cops. The girl that hit me admitted to hitting me by coming into my lane.
Guess what they said?
You’re both 50% at fault.
I had to spend god damned money to fix a car that another vehicle hit by coming into my lane, and according to officer Dicknose, I was half responsible.
Do me a favor you worthless pieces of carbon. Just go to the mall and hand out tickets to the dickhead kids with their pants hanging lower than their ball sacks. That sounds more like a crime you’d be capable of solving.
And one more thing. I will give every one of my readers a dollar if I see that same asshole security guard there on Monday, March 2nd.
I think my money’s pretty safe.
Rubbin’s racin. Obviously, you forced her below the yellow line.
I have seen how fast some folks travel down the street in front of your house… I’d think you’d welcome the crack-down for safety’s sake; I know I would. I think this rant has more to do with your substandard ad valorum payment discipline, doesn’t it you miscreant? (-;
I think neighborhoods should have a speed limit of 50 mph.