Comments on: A post for the ladies http://www.FunctionallyReTodded.com/2009/01/08/a-post-for-the-ladies/ Go ahead. Make fun of him. He'll never even know. Fri, 19 Mar 2010 05:20:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Functionally ReTodded http://www.FunctionallyReTodded.com/2009/01/08/a-post-for-the-ladies/#comment-2585 Functionally ReTodded Sun, 11 Jan 2009 06:23:17 +0000 http://www.FunctionallyReTodded.com/?p=911#comment-2585 Heather, I am truly thankful that I know you on the interweb and that you are kind enough to comment. The wife's gone until tomorrow night. You guys should come to suwanee tomorrow. I will grill good things and feed you. I'm googleable. come one over. Heather,

I am truly thankful that I know you on the interweb and that you are kind enough to comment.

The wife’s gone until tomorrow night. You guys should come to suwanee tomorrow. I will grill good things and feed you.

I’m googleable. come one over.

]]> By: Coal Miner's Granddaughter http://www.FunctionallyReTodded.com/2009/01/08/a-post-for-the-ladies/#comment-2564 Coal Miner's Granddaughter Sat, 10 Jan 2009 20:50:03 +0000 http://www.FunctionallyReTodded.com/?p=911#comment-2564 1) True. But when you're eight months pregnant and attempting to trim up the pubes before the big day so the OB doesn't have to hack his way through the "sprawling rainforest Wookie-bush", you have a pretty good chance of ending up in the ER with a nicked nether. 2) Shifting underpants can cause undue discomfort to the "clam bake" - especially if said shift causes a seam to sit itself RIGHT THERE! 3) Um, yeah. All I've got to say about this is that when girls dribble? We dribble ALL over ourselves. Like, you have to wipe your back AND front sides. Anatomy can suck. 4) Every fucking time you wear white shorts or pants as a teen girl, you are guaran-fucking-teed to start your period. That day. Oh, big red stains on the crotch of your white capris is SUCH a popularity booster. 5) Same thing. Just crooked tank top and nipplage. 6) Um, I know absolutely nothing about this. Not sayin' a word. 7) I can tell you right now that the stream of pee? Missing the toilet? Is far less painful than my half-asleep ass trying to sit down on the john and hitting the floor instead. Broken tailbone? Anyone? 8) True. 9) Mine don't laugh. But they do stare. At the previously mentioned sprawling rainforest Wookie-bush. 10) Actually? I wouldn't stop either one. Male or female. I would blush the deepest of reds and run, RUN! away. 1) True. But when you’re eight months pregnant and attempting to trim up the pubes before the big day so the OB doesn’t have to hack his way through the “sprawling rainforest Wookie-bush”, you have a pretty good chance of ending up in the ER with a nicked nether.

2) Shifting underpants can cause undue discomfort to the “clam bake” - especially if said shift causes a seam to sit itself RIGHT THERE!

3) Um, yeah. All I’ve got to say about this is that when girls dribble? We dribble ALL over ourselves. Like, you have to wipe your back AND front sides. Anatomy can suck.

4) Every fucking time you wear white shorts or pants as a teen girl, you are guaran-fucking-teed to start your period. That day. Oh, big red stains on the crotch of your white capris is SUCH a popularity booster.

5) Same thing. Just crooked tank top and nipplage.

6) Um, I know absolutely nothing about this. Not sayin’ a word.

7) I can tell you right now that the stream of pee? Missing the toilet? Is far less painful than my half-asleep ass trying to sit down on the john and hitting the floor instead. Broken tailbone? Anyone?
8) True.

9) Mine don’t laugh. But they do stare. At the previously mentioned sprawling rainforest Wookie-bush.

10) Actually? I wouldn’t stop either one. Male or female. I would blush the deepest of reds and run, RUN! away.

]]> By: LOVIN7 http://www.FunctionallyReTodded.com/2009/01/08/a-post-for-the-ladies/#comment-2560 LOVIN7 Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:31:00 +0000 http://www.FunctionallyReTodded.com/?p=911#comment-2560 OMG! This is your best one yet!! You must have an imagination equal to Stephen King! LOL! LOL! LOL! OMG! This is your best one yet!! You must have an imagination equal to Stephen King! LOL! LOL! LOL!

]]> By: DC http://www.FunctionallyReTodded.com/2009/01/08/a-post-for-the-ladies/#comment-2555 DC Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:58:05 +0000 http://www.FunctionallyReTodded.com/?p=911#comment-2555 Peeny port? Hell just pull the front down. Peeny port? Hell just pull the front down.

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