So I’m watching some music video countdown (that’s in French) and I am half watching the commercial for the H2O floor steamer / scrubber thingy, and then I realize that they are advertising the 10 free floor mop covers as "10 FREE TAMPONS," and I think to myself, "That’s no selling point, you dumbfucks."
05
Aug
08
Dude. Floor tampons. That’s actually not a bad idea. I should glue a bunch of mine together and see how effective they are in the kitchen.