This morning I woke up about 45 minutes early and couldn’t go back to sleep (although I didn’t really try). It was 5:15am, so I showered, dressed, and headed downstairs for coffee, Mike & Mike in the Morning and some maybe some softcore classy internet porn.
I had a headache when I got up for some reason, so I opened the cabinet and popped four Ibuprofen.
Or did I?
As it turns out, no, no I did not.
I took four Senekot .
Should be an entertaining or pressure-filled 10am conference call…
A note to CMGD:
I’ll wait and see what happens, but maybe this is the answer to your I.B.S. (aka Itchy Butt Syndrome ).

OMFG!!!! That is just too damned funny! LMAO!
Um, yeah. Don’t think that would help the I.B.S.