This morning I woke up about 45 minutes early and couldn’t go back to sleep (although I didn’t really try). It was 5:15am, so I showered, dressed, and headed downstairs for coffee, Mike & Mike in the Morning and some maybe some softcore classy internet porn.
I had a headache when I got up for some reason, so I opened the cabinet and popped four Ibuprofen.
Or did I?
As it turns out, no, no I did not.
I took four Senekot .
Should be an entertaining or pressure-filled 10am conference call…
A note to CMGD:
I’ll wait and see what happens, but maybe this is the answer to your I.B.S. (aka Itchy Butt Syndrome ).

What say you?