Functionally ReTodded

1. I secretly and bravely had an embolism or a thrombosis that’s affected the blogging section of my brain.
2. Nothing in the world is occurring that piques my interest in the least.
3. All of the world’s problems have been solved.
4. My kids have ceased being entertaining.
5. I have quit drinking.
6. I’m too busy lifting weights and doing cardio.
7. I’ve secretly started work on an unauthorized biography of Britney Spears.
8. My lawn is perfectly manicured and landscaped.
9. I’ve found religion thanks to Xenu and the great works of L. Ron Hubbard and Scientology.
10. I’m just too fucking lazy to spend 15 minutes a day writing and would instead prefer to sit in the basement and play NCAA Football 2008 on the XBox 360.

Hopefully this will get the creative juices flowing again.  I even have a lame ass "10 Things" post in the draft area as I only got thru two items.

Hugs.