Functionally ReTodded

Avitable, feel free to go get your toenails painted again, you homo.

A few notes after recent events.

Sunday’s NHRA event at Atlanta was awesome.  Great racing.  Great friends.  Great hospitality.  It was all good.

Chelsea beating Manchester United this weekend was astonishing, and it was done by my favorite German player, Michael Ballack.
The fact that Roger Clemens has already completely fucked up his place in history (despite being the 2nd or 3rd greatest pitcher EVER) is awesome.  The fact that it’s going to come out now that he had a ten year afair with country singer Mindy McCready STARTING WHEN HE WAS 28 AND SHE WAS 15 is, while sad, too good to be true.

No bigger turncoat, traitor and general shitass has lived in 50 years of baseball than Roger.  He will get everything he deserves.

The Atlanta Hawks made the NBA playoffs this year for the first time since Kareem Abdul Jabbar was about two years old.

Turns out, I don’t hate the NBA or basketball.  I LOVE basketball.  I just don’t love a totally shitty team like we’ve had.

I’m sitting on the couch right now watching Joe Johnson do his best to beat the one seed Celtics single-handedly, and I’m mesmerized.

A series that was a foregone conclusion is on the verge of being a 2-2 tie.  If the Hawks win this, it would make the Sox coming back from 3-1 against the Yankees look like a layup drill.