Archive for March 18th, 2008

18
Mar

Priorities

So today I made a post hammering stupid borrowers and lamenting my dad’s fate and his lot in life.

I got an email a few minutes ago from someone that I was / am friends with to degree.  It seems that my best friend from high school’s dad passed away yesterday.

The Colonel (he had been a full bird Colonel in Vietnam) was a lawyer and, at one time, the Assistant US Attorney for our area.  He successfully prosecuted Mike Thevis, a mob connected porn peddler who later escaped from jail and murdered the guy that rolled on him.  The Colonel also spent years training Federal Agents in many different fields the ins and outs  of making cases, gathering evidence, testifying and more.

I don’t know if his son reads this or not, or if he even cares.  I am truly sorry for you and your family’s loss.  Your father was a good and decent man.  He was a smart man that made a difference on this planet, and he was as good of a surrogate father as I could hope for when I needed one.

I wish you and your family peace and perspective in this very difficult time.

18
Mar

Things aren’t always as they seem

If you’ve come here to chuckle or guffaw during or after reading this post, don’t bother. It ain’t gonna be funny.

My dad retired a few months ago. My dad will be 65 this spring. He worked hard, saved, sacrificed, and at times was downright tight with benjamins. But he had a bigger plan. He wanted to be able to retire at an age that would allow him to enjoy his wife, his family and especially (or hopefully) his grandchildren.

He took a job with Bear Stearns, Inc. 29 years ago. He had the privilege of working for and with some great people and some not so great people. My dad working at Bear Stearns was really my only memory of his workplace. I mean, I remember some things about the Shearson days, but the Bear is where I met his peers and friends and where I worked some to put food on the table at home when things were tight.

I made friends at the Bear. One friend worked with my dad closely for seventeen years and they never had a single cross word for one another. I am positive that this friend would do anything, up to laying down his life, for my father. Through all of the ups and downs, that is the kind of thing that matters.

That and the company’s philosophy of employee ownership. The Bear was proud of the fact that over 30% of their common stock was held by employees. That too was unique.

By this point you all know what happened, or at least you know what the TV tells you happened. The Bear’s deep investment and exposure in the sub-prime home lending markets came home to roost.

But that’s not the whole story.

The events of the last 16 months, the last six months and the last six days are irrefutable. The Bear went from $170 a share in December of 2006 to $105 in December of 2007 to $75 in January to $30 last Friday to $2 on Monday with the announcement that the company was being sold to JP Morgan for $260 million. Half of their global staff of 14,000 will lose their jobs, if not more.

Mind you, Bear Stearns was valued at between three and four billion dollars on Friday. Hell, their Madison Avenue office building is valued at around one billion dollars.

Why am I writing this you might be asking yourself?

For this.  For two years now I’ve had to listen to this bullshit about how the subprime lending crisis hurt consumers and all of these poor poor people dumbasses that ignored apparently nearly every page of their lending papers at closing that said “YOUR MORTGAGE IS ADJUSTABLE AND YOUR PAYMENTS WILL GO UP AFTER X TERM” and just said “Fuck it.  I know I can’t afford this house.  But when the whole thing goes tits up, I’ll just say I got jobbed and that the government should fix it while I take no responsibility for my actions.”

Was it the borrowers or the shareholders faults that Bear Stearns was heavy into mortgage-related derivatives?  No.  But nevertheless, the idiots that took bad loans weren’t the people ultimately really hurt by the sub-prime lending nonsense.

Do you know who  was?  Guys like my dad and his friends that spent years working and building and saving and now have seen it disappear.

Luckily, my father was more diversified than some.  One man (whom I shall not name) comes to mind.

This man sat just a couple of offices away from my dad for years.  They’ve been friends for 30 years.  They’re both from the Midwest, both Lutherans, and both men of character.

This dear friend of my father and of our family was diagnosed with cancer this last year.  he’s fighting, but you know how that stuff goes.  He also had over 90% of his retirement tied to Bear Stearns stock.

My dad talked to him today, and he told my dad the following:

“Floyd, if you’d have told me that at  65 years old I’d be broke, unemployed and have cancer, I’d have told you that you were nuts.”

You don’t owe me anything, but if you could spare a nice thought for my Dad and his friends and family at the Bear who’ve had their lives turned over in less than 96 hours, I’d appreciate it.

18
Mar

Seriously? You’re not kidding?

I awoke this morning to the joyful sounds of my youngest child saying “BAH-BAH-BAH,” rocking to and fro and kicking me in the face and ribs. It was quite nice. Also, I had come to the conclusion that since the state of New York had seen their Lieutenant Governor take the oath, my having to hear more about the Jer-ho (that’s slang for Jersey Whore) and fillandering politicians was about to end.

Au contraire mon frere.

It seems that while the new governor of New York wanted to be three special things (Black, Blind and monogomous), it turns out he was only two thirds special.

I will grant him that being governor and getting to that lofty political seat while being sight impaired is impressive.  Getting there as a black man is also impressive, if not slightly less so.  Oh, and if you add to the fact that the dood probably didn’t 100% KNOW he was black, then that was a much smaller burden to bear. At least that’s what I learned from the Dave Chappelle skit about the oldest KKK member who was blind and just happened to be black.

You see, mere hours after taking the oath, this guy and his wife came out and admitted that they’d both cheated on each other a while back.  Granted, they both thought their marriage was failing, but WTF?  Is there not a single person in politics that isn’t cheating on their significant other?

And the revelation that blind politician did it took me back a bit.  Now, if you’re a SIGHTED moral-less scumbag, you can troll high schools, bars, playgrounds, hotel lobbies and such looking for women willing to trade their virtue and self respect for the right to say “Hey!! Guess who jizzed in MY hair?”

Ex-Guv Spitzer (Swallows) taught us that, if motivated, one can even escape the protective umbrella that is your security detail if you wanna score a little Hoboken pink.

But this guy’s blind!  If he tried to flee from Security, they’d just let him go and have a big hearty laugh as the guy stumbled over potted plants, room service trays and possibly the decomposing body of Jimmy Hoffa.  Face it peeps.  Laughs would be had by all.

The other thing that makes me mad is, well, look at the guy.  Wandering eyeballs aside, he ain’t much to look at really.  It drives an Adonis like me CRAZY knowing how hard I had to work to get a little action, and a blind ugly black guy is out scoring at will.

What is this world coming to anyway?

So the question is, does this new guy have to step down now too, or is infidelity okay as long as you’re not stupid enough to pay $4,200 FOR SEX, AND THEN PAY THAT TEN TIMES!?!?!?!?

I am still floored by that number.  If Spitzer had leprocy, herpes, the clap AND the AIDS, it STILL shouldn’t cost a guy with that job nearly five grand to get laid.  Hell, if memory serves and if it weren’t for Stupid Mayor Rudy and his clean up NYC, five grand should have gotten Spitzer roughly 500 Times Square Hand Shandies.




 

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