Functionally ReTodded

So I don’t know if you know this, so I’m going to enlighten you all.

I’ve talked to friends and co-workers that travel alot, and if you wanna watch naughty movies in your hotel room in the states, it’s still just kind of R-rated plus.  The movies look familiar and a little similar to ones you may have seen, only their shot from different angles so you don’t see…um…as much stuff.

However, a little birdy told me that in Canada, your ten bucks plus pressing the magical yellow button gets you actually naughtiness.  The kind you find on the internet.  Only the fast forward and rewind buttons actually work.

My question is, what kind of deviant watched pr0n while they’re in another country for weeks and away from everyone they know?

The answer is Habib, the guy that sat on the shuttle next to me this morning.  Damned perv…