A worldwide interweb friend of mine posted a thread today about confession. The point was to get folks to comment and in the comments, anonymous or not, to confess something.
Now, I don’t really believe in telling secrets. Wait. That’s not true. What I mean is, there’s no such thing as a secret if you tell someone. Confessing, even anonymously, to anything, will certainly result in at least someone finding out what you confessed.
That said, I would like to confess something to you.
My boss at my old job (the reason I left) only used a headset to talk on the phone.
Before I left my last job, I stopped by the office after a baseball game. Consider that I had been walking a lot, worked all day, had gotten a pretty good sweat going at the game, etc., so I wasn’t very tidy.
I went to his desk, took the foam cover off of the earpiece and talking thingy on his headset, went into the conference room, pulled down my pants, and put one on each index finger and thoroughly cleaned my general asshole region with it. I did most of the work with the one that goes next to his mouth.
On the one year anniversary of my resignation, I plan to call him at work and tell him that.
What say you?