Functionally ReTodded

I was listening to my local sports talk radio at lunch the other day, and a girl was in the studio that they said was Ms. May 2008 in the upcoming Hooters calendar. After their description of what she was wearing, or not wearing really, I decided to google the picture and see what the hubub was about.

Well, I didn’t find her as the calendar isn’t public yet. But as I was lazily perusing the archives, I made a startling discovery:

Whores with low self esteem are WAY hotter now than they were in the 80’s.

Don’t believe me?

Here’s some broad from 1987

And here’s a chick from the 2006 calendar:

Now granted, we’ve gotten a smidge carried away with the bolt ons these days, but I’ll take that over that feathered hair and iridescent blue eyeshadow any day of the week.

P.S.  What’s fun is looking back like some sort of paleontologist and seeing the changes in swimsuit fashion, sunglasses, hairstyles, etc.

And it really appears that chicks went full on for the implants around 1994-1995.  After that, it’s one broken Barbie after another.