I advised 1doh that, if she had any intention of using the downstairs restroom, she had best use it quickly, as I was planning to render said restroom unusable for the foreseeable future.
Her response?
1doh: “Daddy. Can I see your poopies when you’re done?”
Me: “Ummm…no. I don’t think so.”
her: “Please? How about after you’re done and pull up your pants?”
Me: “Ummm…no baby. I don’t think that’s a good idea.”
And they say that boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails.

What say you?