First Thought
Answer with one word
Beer: Awesome
Anorexic: Vanity
Relationships: good
Your Last Ex: a minor
Power Rangers: stupid
Pot: good for flowers
Steroids: short-sighted
Cartoon: The Far Side
The Prime Minister: Margaret Thatcher was hot
Tupperware: When it burps, you know it’s sealed.
Florida: Suckiest coastal state in the union.
Sex: Sure. Whatcha got in mind?
Halloween: Jamie Lee Curtis
Grammar: Crucial
Myspace: playground for pedophiles and one step up from AOL
Worst fear: While pooping in a public restroom, having the seat break, slide sideways and severing my penis.
Marriage: awesome.
Paris Hilton: Pencil in a mayonnaise jar.
Brunettes: Awesomest.
Redheads: Awesomer.
Blondes: Meh.
strawberry blonde: better.
Pass the time: TV and the internet.
One night stand: Only if you’re not married.
Donald Trump: Douchebag.
Neverland: Playground for pedophiles.
Mars Bars: Yuck.
Vanilla Ice cream: Meh.
High school: Fun.
Pajamas: for girls.
Wood: Morning.
Wet Sock: What my wife hates more than anything.
Alcohol: Great.
Love: Great.
My best friends: The Campers.
The Bible: blindly followed doctrine of untrue stories.
Heart break: death of a child.
Dreams: Lottery winner.
What say you?