IT’S GREAT
TO BE
AN AUBURN TIGER!!
I SAID IT’S GREAT
TO BE
AN AUBURN TIGER!!
Oh, and here are some pictures too.
It’s GOOD!!
It’s not nearly as annoying when we do it!
Two years in a row. I’m not sure I can be happier today…
1. 1st concert?: Shawn Cassidy
2. Last concert?: Sister Hazel (for free).
3. How many have you been to?: So so many.
4. Favorite concert?: There is no question. I sat 3rd row on the inside aisle for U2’s first Atlanta show on the Joshua Tree Tour> A religous experience.
5. Do You mosh?: Fuck no. That’s retarded.
6. Crowd Surf?: Is this 1994? Of course not
7. Upcoming shows?: There is a distinct possibility that I will be attending the Hannah Montana concert on Nov. 28th. Egad.
8. Do you like concerts?: What a stupid ass question.
9. Have You Been To Warped Tour: No.
10. Have You met any bands? Yes. Cinderella. I even got on the tour bus. Of course, I had to blow the lead singer, but it was totally worth it.
BANDS.
1. First Favorite Band?: KISS
2. Current Favorite band?: Not a band, but Brad Paisley.
3. Bands You’ve seen live?: AC/DC, Shawn Cassidy, Motley Crue, U2 (twice), Prince and the Revolution, The Firm, Def Leppard, Elton John, Michael Bolton, Warrant, White Lion, Winger, Tesla, Great White, The Allman Brothers, Cinderella, Vertical Horizon, Edwin McCain, Hootie and the Blowfish, The Georgia Satellites, Sister Hazel, Drivin‘ and Cryin’, Widespread Panic, about 100 people at Jazzfest a few years ago, etc. Really quite a lot.
4. A band you think sucks?: The Rolling Stones. Pink Floyd.
5. band t-shirts?: U2 (original from 1988).
CHANNELS
1. Do you like Mtv?: Yeah. Fifteen years ago. The Hills and every other fucktarded show that isn’t a music video sucks.
2. Do You like fuse?: What?
3. Do You like BET?: Huh?
4. Do You like vh1?: I really really love VH1 classic.
5. Do you like CMT?:Alot.
RANDOM.
1. How Much does music mean to you?: A ton. I can’t imagine a day without music.
2. Do you like the “Chicago scene”?: what? Is there one?
3. Do You like “emo” hardcore” and “punk”?: No no and no.
4. Do You have anything like “music = life” in your myspace?: Um no.
5. Do You have an iPOD?: I have three.
PICK ONE.
1. Poison vs Dokken?: Poison
2. Cold vs Staind?: Staind
3. The Who vs The Rolling Stones?: The Who
4. The Cure vs Depeche Mode?: The Cure. Depece mode blows.
5. Slayer vs Anthrax?: Anthrax
6. Steve Via vs Joe Satriani? Steve Vai
7. Motley Crue vs Guns N Roses? Guns n’ Roses
8. Queensryche vs Dream Theater? Queensryche
9. The Black Crowes vs Oasis? The Black Crowes
10. Circle Jerks vs Dead Kennedys? Neither. They both suck. A lot.
Let me just say that this may be the greatest college football season in the history of college football seasons.
“Why is that, FRT?” you might be asking yourself.
Well, I will tell you.
You see, the highly touted but shiteous Notre Dame Fighting Irish (I struggled deciding whether to capitalize that or not) are now oh and mother fucking five.
Read that again. Oh and five.
The worst start in the history of Notre Dame football. Ever. Seriously. They have never ever started oh and five. And they still get to play UCLA, USC and a hungry Stanford team. This team could lose seven or maybe eight games.
And the best part of all? The fans/lunatics that support/fund the program.
See, they had a fine coach who won games and recruited and got kids graduated. He went 9-2 two years ago. But he was black.
And they fired him.
Enter Charlie Weiss. The white Catholic Notre Dame alumni was the obvious choice to replace Ty Willingham. So Notre Dame offered Weiss a shit-pot of money, he came in, went 8-3, and the loons offered him a ten year bojillion dollar extension.
And now, Ty’s players are all but gone, Charlie’s guys are playing, and Notre Dame sucks donkey balls. They’ve played five games this year and have scored thre offensive touchdown passing and and two rushing.
It’s literally the best thing that could ever happen ever.
p.s. Tim Cleary, you were, are, and always will be an asshole. I love this for you more than anything.
What is the last thing you bought or sold on Ebay? 80GB iPod video
Do you read celebrity gossip on CelebPox.com? nope
Have you juked a friend on JukePix.com? nuh uh
Who is your email provider? (ex: hotmail, aol, yahoo) gmail
Do you send cool photo comments on MySpacePhotos.com? no
Have you ever Googled yourself? Did you find anything? yes and yes
Are you totally obsessed with bulletins from MySpaceBulletins.com? no
Do you have a Facebook account? yes
Do you use online banking? yes
Have you posted a joke from BulletinsAndSurveys.com? no
What is your favorite category on PhotoPox.com? shrug
Do or did you use AOL.com? What is/was your screen name? never. aol was and is the debil.
Ever bought a funny MySpace shirt on TshirtPox.com? nope
Do you frequent any forums? What topics? yes. many. my own, infield parking and midget donkey porn watchers
What is your favorite quiz on QuizPox.com? na
Have you been to 1millionIcons.com? Dont you love it? nope. nope.
Do you shop for clothes online? What website? yes. many
Wanna quick laugh? Go to MisterNiceHands.com? yes. no. don’t boss me, fucker.
What movie theater website do you use? I don’t go to movies.
Are you ready for the next big website to take over MySpace? yes.
What is the wierdest website you have found and love? wwtdd.com
Ever buy something from GoofyAuctions.com? nope
When your bored do you go to StumbleUpon.com? yes
What song has captured your mind lately? Pink’s “You and your hand”
What TV show do you catch regularly? Shark
What book really has lately engaged you? Al Franken’s Lies and the liars that tell them
What movie do you find yourself re-watching? Lately? Seven.
Has someone in your life become a new and surprising friend? yes.
Is there a book/film/piece of music from your childhood you still have? I just threw out some 1984 Penthouses.
What is something that is over-rated lately? That Britney Spears ever had talent.
What is the best kept secret in music you NEED to share? Edwin McCain
What comfort food has been important to you of late? Cheese
What place is your hiding place? Why would I tell the interweb? Jesus.
Do you collect anything? If so what? Yes. Stuff. And dead animals.
What is a weekly ritual for you? You know, beer, models and lots of swinging.
What beverage is a daily consumable for you? about 12 glasses of water.
What store or shop do you frequent the most? Kroger
Are you a creature of habit? Um yeah.
What is your favorite animal? Dog.
Who is your favorite actress/actor? Tera Patrick
Are you obsessed with pink? The singer? Yes. The color? No.
