I heard this on the radio today on the way to work, and I had to consult with the worldwide information superhighway to be sure it was true.
It seems that a young, confused and down on his luck Kentuckian named Kasey G. Kazee decided to rob a liquor store. Since he was pure of heart (I assume), he didn’t have a stockpile of costumes and disguises from which to choose, so he went with (I kid you not), wrapping his head in duct tape and pulling the back of his tshirt up like he was Cornholio.
Don’t believe me? Read it here.
And for those just glancing, here’s his picture following his arrest:
My head may explode from seeing this, as I have so many thoughts running around in my head, and I can’t even begin to start to make fun of this moron.
What say you?