This is an IM conversation we had today. Best Buy (if you don’t know) is the store where I bought my big screen TV that has had an issue since we got it in February, and they’re just now FINALLY fixing it.
GBD: hey, best buy is here. woot woot. I had the week wrong
FRT: huh? Oh. yay!!!
GBD: hooray
FRT: i thought so! YEEHAH!!!
FRT: tell me everything that happens, right up to the point where the picture is perfect and you make out with him. LOL
GBD: it’s fixed.I’m getting dressed now
Todd: YAY!!!!! hooray!
GBD: tee hee
FRT: tee hee. what’s that about?
GBD: I was kidding when I said I was getting dressed - you dumbass
FRT: oh. i was thinking you just got back from teh pool. Not you banging the asian repair guy.
GBD: close - he was Iranian (or however you spell that). and the other guy was black. lol
FRT: it was two on one? so it was a menage a tois?
FRT: menage a terrorists.

What say you?