Just a few things I thought about today, as well as some random thoughts that came as a result of other thoughts…
I have now known / owned my wife for 21 years. Her dad only owned her for 16. LOL
A five year old should NOT have three desserts in one sitting, especially if part of the dessert is the plate painted in chocolate.
Even if you think you’re full after eating rolls, mussels, a salad and chicken and shrimp in pasta, you can still pack down a TON of black and white cake.
There is nothing better than watching one of your favorite movies (American History X) with your 7 .5 pound son asleep on your chest (pictures to come tomorrow).
Seeing your five year old daughter do her first cheerleading routine is terribly terribly sweet. Ogling the (hopefully) 20 year old teacher’s ass? Not so much.
My life is really good right now. I love my wife, my kids, my house, my job and my family.
There is nothing better than some amateur soft-core erotica.
Is there anything hotter than a chick standing topless and covering her boobs with her hands?
I hope A-Rod either gets the Yanks to pay him 40 million a year and gets hurt on the first at bat of the contract, or I hope Scott Boras does what he does best and brokers a deal to get A-Rod 30 million to play for the Red Sox.
Anyone that hasn’t watched / listened to ESPN’s Mike and Mike in the morning ought to do so. It’s good stuff.
Dan Patrick leaving ESPN after 18 years reminds me of how old I am. I was in just in college when Dan started with ESPN and he still did the morning drive time sports for our local AOR station.
I miss liking radio.
I was stunned when 1doh saw a picture on the wall and said “that’s Washington,” and when I turned and saw the father of our country, she said “He was the first president.”
I hate psoriasis, especially after having it, having it clear up, and then getting it again.
The first person whose comments to this make me laugh wins a dollar. An autographed dollar.

What say you?