Functionally ReTodded

So last night, the world’s most famous talentless whore, Paris Hilton, was on Larry King Live.

Nevermind that Larry is now suffering from accute Alzheimer’s or late stage dementia based on his asking her if she had taken ADT.

What the octogenerial pervert obviously MEANT to say is “Do you HAVE ADD?”

You don’t take ADD. You take meds to treat ADD. And you don’t take OR have ADT. They are a home alarm monitoring system, so you would SUBSCRIBE to ADT. Dumb fucker.

Anyway, the show was highlighted by two statements from not nearly so young anymore to be acting so retarded Paris Hilton.

The first, where she claimed that she’s never done drugs.

Really. She actually said that.

Larry King: “Have you ever done drugs?”

PH: No.

Really Paris. Fuck, I’VE seen you do drugs. The only pictures on the internet that are more widely spread than you blowing a guy is you smoking pot, taking shrooms, etc.

Secondly was this quote, which might be the new tag line for Functionally ReTodded Dot Com:

“Don’t serve the time; let the time serve you.”

Jesus Christ. This girl made it sound like she was on Riker’s Island in the 70’s or the island where Papillion stayed.