Yes. I know. It’s a shiteous template, it’s boring as shit, I’ve lost all 980+ posts and three years of work, but I couldn’t give a tinker’s damn.
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What? No big deal you say?
Well who fucking asked you anyway.
And now, for the second in order but the first most important thing that happened today.
3Doh was born at 1:23am at a baby factory in metro Atlanta.
Patrick Kenneth Lastname was six pounds nine ounces and 20 inches long. He has feet like Sideshow Bob and a pecker like a donkey.
What say you?