Functionally ReTodded

We at TMLSB.blogspot.com do not necessarily share the beliefs and opinions of their primary blogger, TMLSB, especially considering yesterdays’ diatribe (shown below):

Though it’s not the end of the world, and it’s not NEARLY as bad as the thought of losing my ring, it appears now that someone stole my iPod out of the car on day one of our vacation. I have checked every piece of luggage and every square inch of the car. I never took thee iPod out of the car after our arrival.

Now, please allow me just one moment to say:

GOD DAMNED MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKING BULLSHIT PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD SON OF A BITCH FUCKTARD!!

Now, I’ll spend the next month trying to find a good deal online to buy a replacement for my not yet one year old photo iPod.

And to the shitass that stole my iPod, I hope your genitals fall off and that in their place grows an organism that gives you an electric shock every 60 seconds for the rest of your life.

Or that you get hit by a heavy slow moving car.

Then again, maybe it was stolen by someone who will sell it to pay for food and milk for their child(ren) or maybe pay for shoes for some poor relative.

Yeah, I don’t think it’s that either…

It seems that while he was cleaning up around the Tae Kwon Do, TMLSB was cleaning up trash and as he picked up a Medium Brown Bag to add to the trash because he and everyone else had been using it for a lint basket all week, he noticed a can of play-doh at the bottom.

While extricating the play-doh, he noticed other play-doh cans. Then, under a pile of lint about a foot thick, he found his iPod.

Conclusion: After the episodes of the week, we the management team at TMLSB feel that our main writer is, in fact, a dumbass.

We humbly apologize for his idiocy.

That said, we encourage you to return and read his moronic ramblings in the future.

So today we got up, ate, dressed, waited for the girls to get up (1Doh at 8:30 and 2Doh at 8:15) and once they were ready, we all hit the pool about 9:20am.

10am brought us to the sand dollar painting and then we were back out at the pool at 1o:20am. We stayed out there until around 11:45am and headed in and I went back out and got some pizza from the Marriott Market Place (Greatest sundry shop and cafe / food source since the Tiger Club at CDV at Auburn).

We headed back out around 12:30pm to the pool and went non-stop until around 2:15pm when 1Doh started complaining about her eyes. (FYI: The pools are saltwater pools and she was doing a LOT of underwater exploring in the pee-laced kids pool).

At 2:35pm 1Doh completely melted down into a snot-filled crying jag, but didn’t want to leave the pool.

Next stop: Our Tae Kwon Do.

1Doh hit the rack at 2:55pm and 2Doh did the same.

I rushed out of the condo to re-hit the Nike Outlet and then did drive bys at Reebok, Tumi luggage and a kick freaking ass kitchen and cookware store. Oh, and I got a new briefcase / computer case at the Samsonite store that rocks, and I got a small laptop case for GBD as well.

Yes. I am a dong.

2Doh got up around 3:45pm. I got home from shopping at around 5:15pm. 1Doh was still out. Hard.

2Doh started whining so I put her down at 5:40pm and she crashed in five seconds. Literally.

1Doh got at 5:45pm. A girl that never EVER naps took a nearly three-hour nap.

Now tonight we’ll let her stay up late, get her down about when we hit the rack, and she’ll be tired when we’re ready to go by 9am or so.

High fives around.

(This post is subject to change depending upon either child’s demeanor for the rest of the evening or overnight).

We’re waiting for Chunky to wake up and then heading to Marley’s for dinner. Back Later.

We hit the Harbourtown Lighthouse yesterday, which is what every person that comes to this island is supposed to do. Here’s a shot from the webcam on the roof:

Our trip to the Harbour was our second of the week, but the first one that I had any real recollection of, since I was poisoned two days earlier at the same location. (see Day 4 blog).

I took a bunch of yacht pictures from both ground level and from atop the lighthouse and I hope they turned out okay. I will be gathering those later today and hope to cull the terrible from the just bad.

After that it was off to the photographer to review the pictures we had taken the night before behind the hotel. All I can say is that despite the appearance of the male subject matter (me), the pictures turned out great. I have always wanted to have family pictures around the house and these will fill that bill perfectly. We should have them in about a month and I will throw some out here then.

We had to bid a melancholy adieu to Nana and Mr. Bill who, despite succumbing to our pressures and staying an extra day, could stay no longer. Lauren was sad that her Nana and Mr. Bill had to go, as were we all.

After the first of what I expect will be several weepy moments as our vacation week comes to an end, we headed for the pool directly behind our building. For the first time this week it was not frozen, so I was able to endeavor into it and chase 1Doh and some other pool orphans around in the water.

We decided to take in a semi-early dinner at Harbourtown’s Crabby Crab, so we hit the Harbourtown area for the third time in three days. We decided to call CampCashion and see if they wanted to join us, which of course they did.

By the time all parties arrived and out table for 13 was ready, I had found plenty of time to wander the marina again and hopefully take some sweet near-sunset pictures which I also hope turned out.

We had a great though crazy-hectic dinner with the CC’s that included five kids and three under two years of age. At 8pm or so, those kids get a little jumpy due to lack of sleep. I had a good but far smaller dinner than I had the night before, and thanks to some Marriott coupons, our dinner was only $34!!!

Then it was outside so the kids could dance to one of the many outdoor accoustic guitar guys, and these kids were dancing like a bunch of Phish fans, which was hilarious to see. Took a few more pictures and headed back to the Tae Kwon Do.

1Doh was so exhausted we didn’t even bother getting her out of her Hilton Head t-shirt (which she showed and “read” to about 100 people yesterday by saying “This says Hilton Head!!”). 2Doh was also spent and that left the wife and I a few quiet minutes to catch the last ten minutes of “The Office” and then “ER.”

Except the wife fell asleep about seven minutes into ER (which I told her she would) and I fell asleep about ten minutes later. There’s nothing more romantic on vacation that two folks beer snoring on seperate sofas.

Today should be swimming, Sand Dollar painting, and hopefully some picture editing and posting.

Shalom everybody. More to come…