I know it’s all the rage nowadays to wear clothes that say things on them. Seeing some hot chick wearing short shorts that say “hottie” across the ass is one thing, and seeing a stadium full of my nephew’s female classmates wearing them is quite another. It’s especially frightening for the father of two very young girls. I mean, what’s next? Nudity?
Anyway, my point here is that on the right person, those shorts or shirts that say things can be cute or funny or downright sexy.
Here’s what I just saw at the Krogers. Wanna guess what her shirt said?
Give up?
It said “NAUGHTY” in really big letters. Oh, and she had a really cool tattoo “sleeve” on her right calf.
Pardon me while I sit down for a minute. I’ve got a woodie.
Today is the culmination of birth-nukah. That’s how I refer to 1.0’s nine day extended birthday gala. Anyway, since she didn’t wake me up last night at all and it’s her special day, we went to Krispy Kreme for breakfast and so 1.0 could show 2.0 how donuts are made.
On the way there, we had a near incident in the car thanks to some Hall county goober that decided “Hey, I need to get two lanes to the left, but there’s not room. So I will stop in the middle lane of a five lane road and just sit. Eventually SOMEONE will let me over there.”
Or kill you by accident or on purpose.
I narrowly avoided a wreck with my IPDE skills and my driving ability, but on the way by I offered a little honk or two.
From the back seat, 1.0 said “Wow Daddy. You’re the bestest honker in the world.”
I wish someone told me that every day.
This is the best picture I’ve gotten recently of the two urchins together. Ain’t it sweet?
Give up? 
What say you?