28
Nov
05

All of those jokes can’t be true

I got a letter yesterday. I will leave out the names, but the details are plenty.

Dear Mr. TMLSB:

I am the anesthesiologist who took care of you during your heart surgery on November 10, 2005. I am writing to follow-up with you about the difficulty we encountered at the start of your anesthesia. As you may or may not recall, I discussed this problem with you in the Intensive Care Unit after your surgery. “Intubation” is the process by which we place a “breathing tube” into your airway so that we may administer anesthetic gases and maintain your breathing during surgery. In your case, it was difficult to insert this tube.

It is imperative that you notify any anesthesiologist involved in your care that you have a “difficult airway.” There are safety measures and equipment available for our use when intubating a difficult airway. Knowledge and preparation of a potential problem are always best to try to avoid adverse outcomes and to ensure your safety and comfort. Just as a patient would notify his/her anesthesiologist that he/she has a heart problem, you should notify them that you have “a difficult airway.” Explaining to them that intubating you requires “a fiberoptic scope” will help them adminster a safe anesthetic. There also are medical alert bracelets available that should say “difficult airway: fiberoptic intubation required.” I encourage you to obtain one of them.

I assure you that all went well with your anesthetic. However, as the potential for serious injury exists when we are unable to intubate a patient, it is important that you and your family discuss this issue with anesthesiologists involved in your care in the future. Please keep this information with your medical records.

I hope that your recovery from surgery has been going well. If you have questions about your anesthetic management, or if there is anything I can do for you, please do not hesitate to call.

Sincerely,

Dude’s Name, MD
Department of Anesthesiology

Wow. That’s a bit of a thing to read. Two things I know for sure now though are these:

1) I ordered my medic alert thingy today
2) There’s no way I could have blown every person who asked / told / yelled / screamed at me to do so. After all, I have a narrow airway.

Happy intubations everyone.


1 Response to “All of those jokes can’t be true”


  1. 1 Dan Nov 29th, 2005 at 12:04 am

    It could’ve been worse. He could’ve told you he dropped his wedding wing down the tube.

    Or worse:

    Dear TML,

    That wasn’t an intubation tube. I was just glad to see you. Dinner?

    ;)

Leave a Reply




 

November 2005
S M T W T F S
« Oct   Dec »
 12345
6789101112
13141516171819
20212223242526
27282930  

  • better erection
  • prevent pregnancy
  • fda avandia
  • free diabetes products
  • australia pet products
  • energy products
  • preventing hair loss
  • prednisone 10mg
  • dog med
  • buy discount cialis
  • online stop smoking support
  • how to get pain pills
  • discount pet med
  • china viagra
  • free weight loss supplements
  • allergy asthma child
  • acne skin care products
  • viagra money order
  • diabetes blood sugar levels
  • lower blood pressure
  • discount dog meds
  • kamagra online
  • xanax 5mg
  • rheumatoid arthritis latest treatments
  • cures for hair loss
  • body building tips
  • levitra without a prescription
  • cheap pain medications
  • clonazepam overdose
  • depression treatment
  • symptoms of congestive heart failure
  • cheapest generic cialis online
  • how levitra work
  • ordering meds without a prescription
  • lopressor drug
  • breast cancer treatment
  • buy diazepam online
  • levothyroxine interactions
  • prescription medication
  • killing parasites
  • buy cheap cialis
  • cervical cancer treatments
  • zantac dosage
  • med weight loss
  • weight loss disorders
  • how to get pain medication
  • diabetes health care system
  • skin care solutions
  • drug hydroxyzine
  • canadian online pharmacies
  • new levitra
  • buy cialis delived next day
  • cholesterol lowering drugs
  • lowest price on plan b
  • cause of high blood pressure
  • dog medications
  • anti depression
  • hydrochlorothiazide generic
  • buy online viagra viagra
  • latest breast cancer drugs
  • vitamin supplement websites
  • depression therapy
  • cetirizine effects
  • treatment of human parasites
  • simply weight loss
  • cialis 50mg
  • meds on line
  • acai cleanse
  • order pain meds without prescription
  • dosage nexium
  • ideal pet products
  • weight loss cheap
  • at home acne treatments
  • levitra usa
  • dog and cat care
  • levitra discount
  • about sleep aid
  • levitra doses
  • viagra money order
  • cialis blood pressure
  • buy diet pill online
  • great weight loss pills
  • how sleeping helps
  • family pharmacy
  • lamisil generic
  • truth about diet pills
  • skin care supplies
  • pain products
  • generic pravachol
  • insomnia depression
  • diuretic pills
  • dog products uk
  • relief for ear pain
  • stop smoking remedies
  • alternatives to antibiotics
  • immune system support products
  • zantac dosage
  • order zocor
  • zyrtec cost
  • a reliever of arthritic pain
  • women weight loss pills
  • bone pain
  • discount erectile dysfunction medications
  • dog teeth problems
  • weight loss diet plans
  • quitting zyban
  • hair loss products for men
  • discount generic cialis
  • well partner pharmacy
  • buy cheap cialis without a prescription
  • help for arthritis
  • health vitamins
  • children constipation
  • healthy pet treat
  • bayer's impotence
  • new osteoporosis treatments
  • generika levitra
  • phentermine to buy
  • weight loss software
  • hair loss treatment prices
  • cat skin health
  • coumadin medication
  • when is viagra needed
  • where to buy cialis
  • best price for levitra
  • medicine online
  • chest pains
  • medication to aid in sleeping
  • generic for zocor
  • top ten diet supplements
  • viagra china
  • generic name for cialis
  • taking diflucan
  • buy plan b online
  • generic soma
  • free diet pills
  • female body building program
  • buy flagyl
  • gain muscle mass fast
  • atenolol interaction
  • wrinkle skin care
  • erectile dysfunction medication information
  • dietary supplements information
  • arm pain
  • kamagra cheap
  • pain drugs
  • treatment for menopause
  • cialis 10 mg
  • professional health care for woman
  • natural weight loss products
  • drugs for blood clots
  • taking 20mg valium
  • dog medication
  • best body building products
  • acne care treatment
  • diet pill
  • lower high blood pressure
  • hair loss products for men
  • xenical no prescription
  • generic online ultram
  • clomid and fertility
  • canada tadalafil
  • treatment for blood clots
  • rite-aid pharmacy
  • healthy dog food recipe
  • weight loss drug
  • viagra from usa
  • viagra in australia
  • free weight loss help
  • safe weight loss
  • relafen effectiveness
  • viagra cheep
  • asthma information
  • teeth whitening methods
  • allied health
  • arthritis therapy
  • canadian online pharmacy
  • buy diabetes drugs
  • medication to help stop smoking
  • generic name viagra
  • ativan on line
  • acne treatment product
  • cheap pet products
  • blood pressure tablets
  • severe muscle pain
  • parasite medications
  • micardis drug
  • which antibiotics treat chlamydia
  • pregnancy approved blood pressure drugs
  • pharmacy mexico
  • flomax generic
  • celebrity weight loss
  • gout arthritis
  • anti-anxiety meds sleep disorder
  • drug for long term insomnia
  • flu shot
  • levitra on-line
  • dog medication discount
  • online pain consultation
  • blood clot prevention