Archive for October 19th, 2005

19
Oct

Answers to questions that bothered you so…

Question number 1:

Warren asked “Have you solved the potty training accidents yet?”

Well Warren, it hasn’t happened since I got home, so I think it’s fair to say that my wife is to blame.

Question number 2:

Ethel asked “What color underwear am I wearing?”

That’s easy, Ethel. It’s October, you’re home for the day in comfortable pajama bottoms lounging around your lair / home feeling fabulous, so I’m going to go with the fact that it’s a trick question. You’re wearing no underwear, and since nothing has no color, the answer is infinity…or something.

Question number 3:

Staci24 asks: “How many inches make up a football field, excluding the end zones?”

Well Staci, that depends. Do you mean how long is a football field in inches, or how many square inches is a football field?

I’ll answer this several ways. A football field is 3600 inches long and 1920 inches wide (excluding the end zones).

That means the playing field is 6,912,000 square inches, or roughly 1.1019284 acres.

Now, quit worrying your pretty little head about stuff like this and start making out with a chick or two.

19
Oct

And now for something completely different

As some of you may know, I am friends with a number of other folks that blog out here in cyberspace. We met in various places, but mostly courtesy of teh internets. See, some folks talk on the phone and some folks have actual friends over to their homes, but I tend to do neither.

Anyway, I was talking to my friend Amy (not actually speaking to, but communicating via non-verbal electronic means) about doing some sort of wierd “Ask Me Anything” kind of interactive blog.

The premise is simple. So simple, in fact, that I am going to blatantly plagiarize Amy’s blogged explanation:

I will answer questions left in the comment section of this entry.

There’s no catch. If you ask something somehow inappropriate, or more importantly, not funny, I have the powers to delete said question. Insert evil laugh here.

Yes, you have to be a registered user to leave a comment on my blog. It doesn’t really take that long to become a registered user. I figured it out, TML figured it out - how hard can it be, really? It prevents some of the spam. As does that stupid word verification thing. I apologize for that, but it seemed the only way to avoid spam in the comments.

Anyway, ask away. And remember, there are no stupid questions.

Only stupid people.

So that’s the deal. Go to the comments, register, and ask me anything. I’ll respond as quickly as time and a struggling potty training 3.5 year old daughter allow.




 

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