Posted by FRT on Dec 20, 2004 in
Uncategorized While it was entertaining, that’s not why I’m posting about it. I don’t normally post about pro football, but what I saw deserved a ranting or two, and I suspect it’s going to get many more in the days and weeks to come.
With 4:41 left in the fourth quarter and the Packers down by 11, Favre hit Robert Ferguson with a 31 yard strike near the left hash marks. Coming from the other direction, Jacksonville DB Donovin Darius unloaded chin high on Ferguson with a vicious clothesline. Remarkably, Ferguson held on to the ball, despite being disjoined from his helmet on the hit. After many minutes lying motionless on the field, Ferguson was finally removed via stretcher, giving a thumbs up to the crowd on the way out.
The Packers went on to lose the game, but that’s not the story here.
This was not one of the staged stiff-armed clotheslines you see in professional wrestling broadcasts. This was a vicious, arm cocked and swinging clothesline that literally could have torn Ferguson’s head off of his body.
The play was immediately flagged, and moments later it was announced that Darius had been ejected, much to the crowd’s delight.
One sidenote here is that, despite their rabid fandom and the situation, not one thing was thrown at the offending player as he left the field. It would have been easy to bathe him in beer or snowballs or batteries as he left, but the Packer fans are classier than that. To a person, they acted with class, using their voices and not projectiles to express their displeasure.
This was the most vicious and blatantly dirty play I have seen in the NFL since Jim McMahon was body slammed to the ground in the mid 80′s about five seconds after he had released a pass. And Jaguars coach Jack Del Rio and Darius had the nerve to vociferously argue with officials about Darius’ ejection from the game.
I don’t care what anyone says about “you can’t judge intent.” Darius’ intent was to dismember, injure or even kill Ferguson. The more I saw the replay, the sicker it made me feel.
The league must take action, and it must be swift and sure. I’m talking about a four game suspension that included the playoffs if necessary.
In this day and age of bigger, stronger and faster players, injuries are going to happen accidentally all of the time. There is simply no room for the kind of play that resulted in Ferguson’s injury. Paul Tagliabue must give word to all of his employees that actions like this will not be tolerated.
Maybe that will tell the Jaguars, Darius and players like him that this kind of head-hunting will not be tolerated in the NFL.
If not, I fully expect the Packers and many other teams to handle this matter “on the field” with Darius being the target of similar attacks by tight ends and offensive lineman.
Posted by FRT on Dec 20, 2004 in
Uncategorized Over the last several weeks, it seems that the women I know have been gone every other night to some sort of ornament exchange or cookie exchange or something like that. Really. I have never been able to figure out why they have so many. I mean, when it comes right down to it, they never end up wanting to go, they usually bitch about having either nothing to wear or not liking what they have to wear, and then they complain about being tired from being so so busy.
(This is not an attack on women in general or my woman in particular. Bear with me. The story is coming).
Anyway, after hearing about these events for a while, a decision was made. A local pizza delivery store proprietor decided to host a “beer exchange” party at his house Saturday night, and the idea was simple. Invite a dozen guys, everybody brings beer, charge everyone 15 bucks a head for a steak, then watch the Falcons game, shoot pool, play poker and generally have a good time.
(Before I go on, I want it stated for the record that this is not meant as attack on anyone, but just a re-telling of events that transpired).
Our host decided that we should do some big manly steaks, so I suggested going to Wilkes Meat Market to get some steaks. Ribeyes are 15 bucks a pound out of the case, so I suggested that we should buy a whole ribeye for 9 bucks a pound and have it hand cut. Our host being the deal seeker he is thought this sounded like a good idea.
We bought a 16 pound Ribeye and had it cut into ten beautiful steaks about 1.5 inches thick and wonderfully marbled.
A side note here. I am amazed that you can tell a butcher “I want ten 1.5 inch steaks” and get just that. No tape measure. No nothing. Just eyeballed cuts. I randomly measured three of the ten and they were 1.5 inches. EXACTLY. Not 1/32 of an inch off. How is that even possible?
Anyway, we began discussing the cooking of said meat. It had been suggested (in jest and in honesty) that my brother in law and I cook the steaks on our Big Green Eggs. There are several folks in the neighborhood that own them (four of the twelve guys at the party had them) and many others have sampled from the ceramic cooker’s bounty.
Our host said “no, that’s okay. I’ll cook them on the gas grill.” A few snide remarks were offered, followed by apologies, then I offered to do the sear at my house, pack the meat up and take it to our host’s house for finishing.
This was accepted and I did just that. Here are a couple of pictures of the meat and the sear and the final result before they hit the gas grill.
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Anyway, we bought our beer and headed over to the house.
I offered to cook the steaks on the gasser and they turned out about as well as they could have…from a gas grill. But they were missing the flavor they get from my egg, and it made me sad.
So I said out loud to a fellow egger at the table, “these things are about a four out of ten,” to which I receieved a “hey Berger, why don’t you just fuck off” from our host. While it was my right to bitch, it was also his right to call me on it. No harm and a couple of laughs were had by all.
Anyway, while eating my steak I opened my third beer, which was a 24 ounce Schlitz Malt Liquor. That alone should tell you where this evening ended up.
The game started and I shot a couple of games of pool and, for a brief spell, I was awesome. It was like drunk bowling. There’s a window where you can do no wrong. My window closed after I got cheated by an un-named Texas Longhorn. When shooting pool, is it okay to move in the way balls anywhere you want so that you can get a clear shot? No. I didn’t think so.
I lost, sat down at the bar and started talking football and other guy crap.
This went on for a while, then it got to be time to sit down for some poker. My first (or second) hand resulted in three of the seven guys at the table having two pairs. The guy to my right had something small, the Longhorn to my left had fours and sixes, and I had fours and sevens. Longhorn said “I win,” and took the money. I sat there for about 20 seconds then said “I had fours and sevens…I won.” He said I shoulda said something sooner. Laughs aplenty and no pot for me.
35 bucks later, the game ended with a fellow Auburn guy winning a nice 40 dollar pot. That led my brother in law to slide his money into the Tigers’ pile and say “you took everything else tonight, here’s a tip for your efforts.”
This is where things get fuzzy. I had brought a 12 year old bottle of Couvossier (I don’t feel like looking up the correct spelling) as a joke, and it got opened. Next thing I know, it’s being passed up and down the bar and we’re hitting it like Carl Spackler cannonballing with Ty Webb over some new sod. Actually, I could have been the only one drinking it. I have no idea.
This went on for a while, and then we left. I remember the ride but not the time. I left my cooler and the lid to my potato casserole dish, so I was obviously a little distracted.
We got home, my step-dad and I walked inside (apparently) and we went to bed in our respective bedrooms. Now, I don’t even remember him being in the car on the way home, so this is all conjecture.
And, before you ask, no, I didn’t drive. My brother in law was driving and is apparently WAY more responsible than I am.
Anyway, I (apparently) went to bed about 1:30am, and awoke to the wife setting a glass of water, three tylenol and an alka seltzer on the table next to me. Then came the question.
“What were you doing downstairs at 4 in the morning?”
Ummm….what?
“In the dining room. The lamp was knocked off the table and walls all dinged up. What were you doing?”
Ummm…I was downstairs?
I also noticed about that time that I was wearing the tshirt and sweater I had worn to the party…and nothing else. If you don’t sleep al fresco, it’s always a bit disconcerting to wake up that way.
It became clear that I might have been looking for the restroom, but confused due to the umm…state that I was in. I have never been a wandering pee-er in the past, but you can never be sure…can you?
I spent the rest of the day in that state of confusion and anxiety that follows a night like that. I feel oceans better today. Of course, it would be nearly impossible to feel worse than I did yesterday.
We never did find any “evidence” of the purpose of my wandering, so that’s good I suppose.
I told the wife that I can’t wait until the holidays were over so this sort of stuff doesn’t happen anymore. That’s got to be it…right? The fact that it’s the holiday season?
Anyway, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all of you. I hope you haven’t lost too much respect for me.
