Archive for October 6th, 2004

06
Oct

Best lunch deal in town…

Is there a better lunch deal in the world than Taco Bell? I mean, it was great BEFORE the advent of their big-ass menu items. A fistful of 79 cent tacos went a long way in being tasty and filling.

But now, they have the Mexican food bane of my existence: The beef and potato burrito. I don’t know which advertising genius thought of this, but I would like to thank that person for making my life complete.

Let’s be honest. The beef and potato burrito is about as mexican as a waffle or a choco taco. But it is perfection in a tortilla, and at just over a buck and a quarter, you could really fill up with just two of these bad boys.

I like to go overboard, so for me it’s the beef and potato burrito plus four soft tacos with no lettuce, which reminds me. The beef and potato burrito’s only vegetable is some chives, and I’m not even sure those are vegetables. They’re just things that you don’t notice stuck in your teeth.

Anyway, it’s almost time to celebrate the office’s October birthdays with a big honking piece of chocolate cake with cream cheese icing and pudding filling.

Enjoy your Atkins diets, everyone. I am on the less popular Claude Akins diet.

Peace out.

06
Oct

the noose tightens in the Bronx…

I was not surprised to hear that the Cardinals rolled the Dodgers yesterday. The St. Louis lineup may very well be unstoppable this fall. I was pleasantly surprised that the Red Sox made such short work of the Angels. I was disappointed that Schilling was left in for 107 pitches over 6 2/3 innings. Why not pull the guy and save that arm for game four or five, when you may need him. Or better yet, game one of the ALCS? It seems that every time the Sox have a good team, they are managed by a nitwit (see Grady Little and now Terry Francona).

It was also great to see the Twins shutout the Yankees. I flipped the game on twice: once to see Jacque Jones hit the bench after his homer made it 2-0 Twins and a second time to see Ruben Sierra hit a home run that, after he crossed the plate, was ruled (correctly) a foul ball. Sometimes you find happiness in the wierdest places.

I watched a few minutes of the Vice Presidential debate last night and it was, in a word, uncomfortable. Every time Cheney made what he thought was a good point, Edwards started scribbling and looked like he was dying to pull and Arnold Horshack and start screaming “OOOH!!! OOOH!! OOOH!!” Conversely, every time Edwards made what he felt was a good point, Cheney made that face a dad makes right after he watches his son throw a baseball at something in a tree, miss, and hit the neighbor’s dining room window.

The best part was after Cheney hemmed and hawed about his party’s position opposing gay marriages, despite the fact that his daughter is openly a lesbian. Edwards said

“Now, as to this question, let me say first that I think the vice president and his wife love their daughter. I think they love her very much. And you can’t have anything but respect for the fact that they’re willing to talk about the fact that they have a gay daughter, the fact that they embrace her. It’s a wonderful thing. And there are millions of parents like that who love their children, who want their children to be happy.

And I believe that marriage is between a man and a woman, and so does John Kerry.

I also believe that there should be partnership benefits for gay and lesbian couples in long-term, committed relationships.

But we should not use the Constitution to divide this country.”

Cheney’s rebuttal:

“Well, Gwen, let me simply thank the senator for the kind words he said about my family and our daughter. I appreciate that very much.”

Even though it didn’t last long, it was nice to see that these two guys are, in fact, human.

This afternoon will be daddy-daughter day as the wife has to work tonight. That usually means ice cream, staying up a little too late and a substandard bath. When the wife’s not home in the evening, I’m more like Santa or a grandparent than a dad. As I think about it now, I believe we may be hitting the TCBY for some Y, only this time I will try to keep Lauren from licking the glass of the display case. (It’s like you’ve got to watch children every minute).

More later…

06
Oct

So, how does this work?

After getting our spawn safely to bed, I decided to sit down and post something…anything, just to get rid of that black hole on my front page.

The big news today was the Red Sox winning and Dale Earnhardt Jr. getting fined and penalized 25 points, costing him the championship lead.

Just so you know, I am a huge sports fan. I hate professional baseball for the most part thanks to Bud “the weasel” Selig, and that’s sad. It used to be my favorite sport. But after the 2001 season, I could take no more, so I started boycotting baseball. Sportscenter highlights were my only exposure to it.

But then, the Sox (my favorite team with my favorite stadium) made their run last year, and I started peaking. Just a pitch here and there, but I was looking.

Then, without warning, Grady Little decided to throw the series by leaving Pedro in, and the Yankees won in devastating fashion. I was crushed by baseball again.

Now, the Sox look strong and the Yanks look vulnerable. I want to peak again. Trouble is, the Cardinals look awesome. I can’t take another nut punch by baseball right now, so I’m not sure what I will do. (I will probably still peak).

Junior’s penalty is the right thing based on what NASCAR’s done in the past, but it’s the wrong thing. It’s NBC’s fault it made the air at all, since everyone with a tv camera insisted they’d be using a delay after boobi-gate earlier this year.

Junior got fined ten grand. I wonder what NBC’s fine will be for letting the dreaded “S” word on to the airwaves?




 

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