Archive for October, 2004

The best and worst of the long weekend…

Sunday, October 31st, 2004

Where to start, where to start…

First off, we set personal Egging records this week, cooking on it every day and running it for about 36 consecutive hours from Thursday afternoon to late Friday night. I made 16 pounds of Boston butt bbq to take with us to the race.

Saturday morning started early, as our ETD for the Atlanta Busch race was 7:30am. Although most everyone going had been to a race of some sort before, none had been to a busch race and others hadn’t been since the late 90’s.

The attendees were myself, my brother in law Todd, his two boys, our friend Tim, Todd’s brother Adam and Adam’s stepson Randall.

After our experience at the spring truck race, I figured there wasn’t much of a chance of having a better day. Boy, was I wrong.

For Halloween, the weather was perfect ,if not a bit hot. Shorts and t-shirts were the order of the day, as were some pretty serious sunburns for some of us. (Mine is a nice two inch ring all the way around my neck. Great look.

We made it door to door going there in under 55 minutes and the trip home only took slightly longer. There were no waits for parking, food, souvenirs or anything.

The racing was awesome, even though the driver we wanted to win, didn’t. I was disappointed that NASCAR ordered Matt Kenseth not to do any burnouts but to hurry to victory lane, as they were behind schedule. Thanks alot, assholes.

Point leader Martin Truex Jr. finished ninth, sentimental favorite Kyle Busch finished second, and personal favorite Robby Gordon finished fourth. Like I said, it was a good da all around.

The surprising part was the IROC race, which ran immediately after the Busch race. We watched about 30 of the 65 laps and it was some of the best racing I had ever seen. Ever. We never sat while they were running. I look forward to seeing the whole event next time.

We headed out due to some conflicting scheduled events, but it was one of the best days I’d ever spent at the track.

And by the way, I’m not saying anyone was drunk, but someone was shouring at Larry Munson on the radio. SHOUTING!! Apparently, he was disappointed that Larry was so negative all the time.

One more thing, we did pick up some souvenirs. My favorite is a Goodyear Racing Eagle tire used by Michael Waltrip sometime during the weekend. Todd got one of Junior’s, and Adam got one too. I forget what driver, but I’m sure that all of our wives had about the same reaction.

On the way home, we got to hear UGA beat Florida for only the second time in 14 years, completing the Ron Zook era in style. Come on back, coach Spurrier. I think there are couple of SEC teams that might have some presents for you since you’ve been away.

Auburn was to play in Oxford at night, which is no small feat. Despite starting slow, Auburn picked it up in the second half and won going away 35-14. We’re now 9-0 and have an off-week to prepare for November 13th when UGA comes to play the Tigers. Here boy…

With it’s win Saturday, Auburn qualified for the SEC title game for only their second time.

Oh yeah, a big shout out to our friend Penny whose North Carolina Tarheels beat number three ranked Miami yesterday, moving Auburn up to number three in the polls. There still a lot of work to do, but I am still cautiously optimistic. Go heels!!

More to follow as the day progresses…

vacation days rule!

Friday, October 29th, 2004

I took off today and Monday for no particular reason. I get three weeks of vacation now and I usually have trouble using two, so this is extra tough. I’m simply making long weekends here and there to eat up the time.

I am looking forward to going to the races tomorrow with Todd, Adam, Tim, Nick, Jack, Randall and Reece. We’ll get to see two Cup practices, the Busch race and the IROC race after that. It is Adam, Tim, Jack and Randall’s first trip to the races, so we’ll have to see what fun we can make for the newbies.

Not much else happening today yet. I am tending to two 8-pound boston butts on the Egg as we speak. They are at about 148 degrees internal, and I estimate they’ll be done around 4:30 or so. Then it’s in the cooler for pulling later tonight and then vacuum sealing so they’ll be perfectly fresh for eating at the track tomorrow.

More later. It’s off for a little laundry duty.

Why have the Red Sox had it so tough in the World Series?

Thursday, October 28th, 2004

Here are some statistics from Jayson Stark at ESPN…

Of the 18 teams in World Series history to get swept, the Cardinals were the seventh to have that happen after compiling the best record of any team in baseball that year. Besides all the teams we’ve already mentioned, the 1922 Yankees (94-60) got swept by the Giants.

In case you hadn’t noticed, the Red Sox never seem to get to the World Series and find one of those 91-win teams waiting for them. Instead, they always get stuck playing the best team in baseball.

But not just the best team that particular year. The Cardinals’ 105 wins were the most for a National League team since (ta-da) the 1986 Mets (108). And the ‘86 Mets were the NL’s winningest team since (who else?) the 1975 Reds (108).

No NL teams have won more games than those three teams in the last half-century — and the Red Sox played every one of them in the World Series.

Or, to put it another way, counting that 1967 Cardinals team the Red Sox faced: In their last four World Series appearances, they have played the NL teams with the best 162-game records of the ’60s, ’70s, ’80s and ’00s.

Here are a couple more interesting stats:

How tough was it for the Cardinals not to score in Game 3 (thanks to Jeff Suppan’s baserunning gaffe), with second and third and nobody out in the second inning? The Elias Bureau went through the Cardinals’ season and found they were in that spot 21 times during the regular season — and scored in 19 of them.

Red Sox pitchers, meanwhile, found themselves in that situation 32 times during the regular season — and got out of it unscathed exactly once. Pedro Martinez did the honors, June 2 against the Angels.

I guess it was just meant to be.

By the way, I may never stop talking about this subject. Ever.

And I’d like to give a “Hey!” shoutout to my new reader Penny. I think you’re reader number five, so I will try to personalize things occasionally just for you. You know, like talking about how someone I know showed me her boobs after her own wedding. Wonder who THAT was??

In case you hadn’t heard this…

Thursday, October 28th, 2004

Apparently, it was destination (thanks Manny) or maybe destiny that made this “THE year.”

It seems that St. Louis has been Boston’s bitch since the dawn of man.

- The Celtics won their first NBA title by beating the St. Louis Hawks in 1957.

- The New England Patriots won their first title by beating the St. Louis Rams in 2001.

- The Boston Bruins ended a 41-year title drought by beating the St. Louis Blues in 1970.

And now the Red Sox win their first title in 86 years at the expense of the St. Louis Cardinals, during a full lunar eclipse, no less.

p.s. I still like the “it’s been 86 years since the Sox won the Series, and the last time they were in it was 1986.”

As far as numerology goes, that’s as good as any in my book…

CLAP-CLAP-CLAPCLAPCLAP…YEAR-TWO-THOU-SAND!!!

Thursday, October 28th, 2004

To quote the late Cardinals announcer Jack Buck (ironically enough):

“I don’t believe what I just saw!”

I watched it. I watched a lot of it. (I still think Bud Selig’s an asshole, but even HE couldn’t get in the way of this story. However, I’m surprised I didn’t see him giving Joe Torre and Rudy Giuliani simultaneous hand shandies before game 6 and 7 of the ALCS, but I digress…)

I simply cannot fathom what it must be like to be in Boston right now or to be a life-long or even multi-generational Red Sox fan. For the greatest sports town on the planet to finally get out from under the curse talk and step into the spotlight as best team of 2004 is, well…amazing.

As I was watching the final innings and outs unfold last night, I started pondering everything from Game 7 of the 2003 ALCS forward. Even just that short time tells a lot of the story. After tearing out the hearts of the Red Sox Nation in game seven last year with Aaron Boone of all people, the Sox decided to make some changes.

The hated Yankees had a payroll approaching 200 million dollars with money slung all over the world for the likes of Sheffield and A-Rod and Olerud and Kevin Brown and Esteban Loiaza and John Lieber. All the while the Sox spent money the right way. They brought in Schilling, Foulke, Ortiz, Pokey Reese, Orlando Cabrerra and Doug Mentkavitz. (I simply refuse to look up how to spell that name). They didn’t bring in A-Fraud, they kept Manny, they traded Nomar and they brought in Terry Francona. While the Yankees were choking on their on tongues, the Red Sox were building momentum on the backs of great pitching and timely hitting.

After 86 years of frustration and incredibly painful failures, the Red Sox have done it. They won a World Series title.

So now, the world is devoid of one less patsie. Devoid of sportscasters having that easy cliche in their pocket about anything Red Sox plus 1918. No more. Period. Now we can forgive Johnny Pesky and Grady Little and Calvin Schiraldi and John McNamara and, most of all, Bill Buckner. I hope every person who crank called his house and egged his house or cars or yelled at his kids writes an apology letter or begs for Buckner’s forgiveness. He wasn’t the reason the Sox lost in 1986. He was just the face of that collapse.

The Red Sox won the World Series.

Think about that sentence for a minute. The Red Sox won the World Series.

No more watching every playoff game thru your nearly closed fingers. No more leaving the room when the Yanks or Cards or anyone else bats. Now their just a baseball team like any other. Well, any other that has won a championship that is.

And to think, the Sox scored in the bottom of the ninth to tie game four of the ALCS, faced down one out, Miguel Cairo on second in the 11th and came back from the absolute nowhere thanks to a two-run homer in the bottom of the 12th by David Ortiz. Everything that usually went wrong for the Sox started going right. At every turn, and opportunity to fold fell by the wayside or, more accurately, into the Yankees dugout.

Game 5 featured another extra innings, game-winning hit by David Ortiz. All I hoped was that the Sox would go back to Yankee Stadium and not lose at home.

Game 6 gave us Curt Chilling’s best Roy Hobbs in “The Natural” moment in decades. With a jerry-rigged ankle and blood oozing thru his sock, Curt Schilling pitched a career game and brought the Red Sox Nation to the brink again…a game 7 in Yankee Stadium. Only this time, the babe was going to be Boston’s bitch.

Derek Lowe came into a game seemingly overmatched, and yet he and the Sox lineup made it almost a laugher…almost. Until it’s a final, a playoff with the yankees is never over. That is until Ruben Sierra grounded out to second, and all 55,000 fans in the house that Ruth built got a taste, just a taste, of how the other half lived.

The World Series started the way the ALCS ended: with great pitching and clutch two-out hitting. Every time there was a meaningful opportunity to score runs with two outs, the Red Sox did it. And every time there was a meaningful scoring opportunity for the Cardinals, the Red Sox pitched their way out of it. Game 1 was the only game the Cardinals were really in at all. The telling stats are these:

The Cardinals 3-4-5 hitters went a combined 6-45 or a combined .133, scored but three runs, hit no homers and drove in one measly run.

The Cardinals vaunted closer, Jason Isrinhausen, only got to pitch in game four when his team was trailing 3-0.

I am still completely stunned. This is all just a keyboard version of diarrhea. I cannot fathom that the Red Sox are finally free and their fans are free as well.

What will next season bring? Who knows. There are many free agents on the current Sox roster including Pedro, Varitek (arguably the team’s leader and captain) and Derek Lowe, and several others are coming up on option years. This year’s payroll will be dwarfed by next year’s if all players stay and get new contracts. Few people get less money AFTER winning a World Series.

But that’s another worry for another day. Theo Epstein and his team of geniuses can figure out a way for this team to compete for a ring again next year. For now, it’s all about 2004 and the here and now.

I do wonder what Dan Shaughnessy is going to write about, since he has spent his adult life writing about The Curse and how the Sox are doomed to never win and blah blah blah blah.

I want to wish congratulations to some of my favorite Red Sox fans:

My friend Falmouth Matt from college, Peter Gammons (easily the nicest professional sports personality I’ve ever met), and Bill Simmons. Congratulations in advance on the August 2005 birth of William Pedro Papi Derek Schilltek Rogerisatraitor Simmons. I’d also like to congratulate every Sox fan I don’t know that said “Go Sox” to me when I was wearing my Sox hat. Congrats to all of senior citizens from Kroger Wednesday shopping that stopped my wife in her Sox sweatshirt and smiled wide as my precious daughter answered the following question:

“Lauren, what do we say when baseball’s on tv?”

Her answer: “GO SOX!!”

I think we should all remember the great Red Sox players that never won and imagine how they feel now. Unlike the 1972 Dolphins players who break out champagne every time an undefeated team loses and is no longer a threat to their collective manhood, old Red Sox players will come out of the woodwork to celebrate this win.

Hooray for Fred Lynn and Dwight Henderson and Yaz and Wade Boggs and the spaceman Bill Lee and Pudge and Luis Aparicio and Lou Boudreau and Orlando Cepeda Joe Cronin and Bobby Doerr and Jimmie Foxx and Lefty Grove and Juan Marichal most of all, at least in my mind, Ted Williams. I wish he was still alive so he could give the Yankees the finger like we all know he would.

I could gush on and on about this, and probably will as we move forward and I continue to peel away the layers of how great this is, but I will stop for today.

Oh, and one more thing. Get used to this, Yankee fans. That chanting you hear?

“CLAP-CLAP-CLAPCLAPCLAP…YEAR-TWO-THOUSAND!!”

It’s all for you. That’s what you’ll hear all ten or so games where the Yankees visit Fenway Park in 2005. In the same cadance and excitement in which Yankee fans yelled “Who’s your daddy?” to Pedro and “1918″ to the Sox as a whole for the last ten or twenty or eighty six years, the Red Sox Nation will return it in spades.

Now, I have one request. Can I please get a hug?